It's been a while, and for that I apologize, but I'm back just in time to tell you how to get through this year's New Year's Eve.
NYE is strange -- in fact, it's something I've written about before for it's unusualness. NYE is a chance to turn over a new leaf, to launch into the new year as a "new you." NYE is the night you announce to your close family and friends what will be different about you in the morning (and what will ultimately fail by February). It's a time for closeness, self-evaluation and honesty. But while it can be this way for some people, for others it's also a time to get completely shit-faced.
Although some people may put you down and tell you your resolution is bound to fail (kind of like I just did), that doesn't mean you shouldn't use up a whole lot of time thinking of one! But if you're busy this year (or, let's face it, you just don't really have it in your to give a shit anymore), you're in luck, because I've thought a few great ones for you.
1. Read a book a week.
2. Go camping at some point.
3. Learn how to grow marijuana.
4. Write a story.
5. Get a drastic haircut.
6. Say a nice thing to yourself every day.
7. Write a song.
8. Get in a fistfight.
9. Base your entire wardrobe for the year on seven articles of clothing (of your choice).
10. Smoke weed every single day.
P.S. If you end up doing any of these resolutions, write me about it! I want to hear about your experience.